Much has been made of the 30 pounds of muscle Taylor Lautner put on for his bulked up role in the upcoming TWILIGHT sequel NEW MOON. In fact, according to Reuters, the phrase "30 pounds of muscle" is, to this point, the most-used phrase of 2009 in media reporting. Series creator Stephanie Meyer has paid close attention to the interest in Lautner's 30 pounds of muscle, and is responding to demand with a spinoff series of books and films based around Lautner's additional muscle weight. "Taylor's muscles are so well developed and sexy. It would be, like, a shame if we failed to give ...
Emboldened by the recent announcement by Warner Brothers to produce an entire film based on the LEGO toy line, Twentieth Century Fox has decided to greenlight a long-gestating dream project: MILK DUDS : THE MOVIE. There is a whiff of studio rivalry in the announcement; the films are now slated to go head-to-head on May 13th, 2011. The film, to be penned by STAR TREK scribes Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, will be a sophisticated blend of live footage and computer generated effects. Unemployed director Renny Harlin is currently in talks to helm the picture, which has a $120 million budget. "Like the LEGO ...
The Jackson family today unveiled the statue that will adorn the grave of the fallen King Of Pop. The hand-carved stone statue depicts a younger, fitter Michael Jackson mounting what appears to be a young white male over a bed, presumably at the Neverland Ranch. The entire Jackson family attended the gala event, which was taped for a special commemorative DVD and merchandising campaign to be released later this month. The accompanying three disc audio set will include the many musical numbers performed at the unveiling, including another reunion of the remaining Jackson Five members singing "My Sharona." Several child abuse groups also ...
Armed with the new Delta 6, a high-powered camera designed by Minolta for paparazzi use only, a camerman with gossip site TMZ has become the first person to see directly into the soul of a celebrity. Photographer Steven Childs took the camera to the set of Michael Bay's newest film, TRANSFORMERS 3: THE ASS OF MEGAN FOX. Although he was hoping to snap a picture of Fox baring her soul, Childs accidently captured Bay clowing around on the set. And that's when he took the picture of a lifetime. The resulting picture clearly shows a fiery red demon leaving the body of ...
Although spanning six official movies, hundreds of books, and countless spinoffs and toys, the STAR WARS universe is far from finished. Creator George Lucas announced today that his production company, Lucasfilm, is gearing up to return STAR WARS to a movie screen near you. The proposed new trilogy, entitled THE HOTH TRILOGY, will chronicle the years between the films THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK and RETURN OF THE JEDI. Lucas stated that the trilogy is one the fans demanded of him. "I'm so sick of doing STAR WARS films, but the fans demand it of me," said Lucas at his Encino ranch. "The ...
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