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Details Of Rejected Pujols Offer Revealed!
Cardinal first baseman rejects contract that included indentured servitude and human sacrifices
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Enrique Iglesias’ Mole Still Upset Over Breakup
The formerly-disfiguring growth asks, "What did I ever do to deserve this?"
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Hollywood Voices: The Crisis In Egypt
Your favorite stars discuss the growing political turmoil in Egypt
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Christina Aguilera On Super Bowl Flub: “Who Cares?”
Singer claims that volume and constant pitch changes more important than lyrics to National Anthem
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Kathy Griffin Wins Miss Butterface 2011
The ugly celebrity wins the coveted award after countless cosmetic surgeries and a year parading around in a bikini
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Justin Bieber Naked!
Pop singer exposes glistening vagina, announces name change as fans protest
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Donald Trump Reveals Economic Plan 
