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Kesha Quarantined!
"Singer" queefs unknown substance, officials take steps to halt possible outbreak
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Charlie Sheen Definitely Not Hospitalized For Drugs
The television and film star must have some sort of infection or maybe a slight cold, say baffled doctors
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Jay Cutler Skips Last Course Of Dinner
Maligned quarterback didn't like the look of the dessert tray, decides to sit out in car
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Zsa Zsa Gabor Makes Lamp Out Of Amputated Leg!
The glamorous and creative screen star makes lemonade out of lemons, turns amputated leg into a tribute to A Christmas StoryRead More »
John Edwards To Marry Rielle Hunter On Elizabeth’s Grave
Politician and mistress planning "huge" celebration over the new grave of deceased wife Elizabeth
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Selena Gomez Using Justin Bieber To Become Citizen!
Fans outraged at Gomez for seducing Bieber in order to gain citizenship
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Jay Cutler Skips Last Course Of Dinner
