The SCRAM anklet assigned to Lindsay Lohan’s leg has suffered ill effects, judge acts out of concern for the device.

Brigham Young researchers find death metal band members hate life, often die. Obama vows to fight this new threat to America.

Weight loss guru assures fans that he’s still gay, deep throats Wiffleball bat to prove it.

The former singer’s breasts have both brought children nearly to term. Carey says she’s looking forward to the blessed event.

Former doctor and friend of the late singer claims Jackson raped mythological creatures, produces startling photos. Denies monetary gain.