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[20 Jul 2010 | No Comment | ]
Hollywood To Adapt Child’s Drawing Into Film

The crude Crayola drawing to be blockbuster trilogy.

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[25 May 2010 | No Comment | ]
Finance Company To Provide Loans For Movie Tickets

Hollywood-backed lender will grant small loans in order for average moviegoers to still enjoy theatrical experience. Consumer advocacy groups suspicious.

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[18 May 2010 | No Comment | ]
Obama Signs Ban On 3D Announcements

President says that the announcements are “lame,” encourages Hollywood to find another gimmick.

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[1 Jan 2010 | No Comment | ]
Cameron Announces New Film!

The director promises more Latino lesbians and powerloaders in his newest science fiction opus!

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[9 Dec 2009 | No Comment | ]
POLL: 4 Out Of 5 Sexless Nerds Are Excited for <em>Avatar</em>

Poll also shows that everyone else thinks the film looks like a Ferngully sequel, or a Jar Jar Binks adventure.

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[19 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
<em>Twilight</em> Series Second Leading Cause Of Puberty Among Girls, Boys

Doctors at the National Institute Of Health find that the series Twilight actually causes puberty to start in girls, issue warning for mothers to protect very young.

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[15 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
New Yorkers Upset About Lack Of Cinematic Destruction

Powerful New York film lobby fighting to keep New York as the most cinematically-destroyed city as Los Angeles and Paris close in on their record.

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[10 Nov 2009 | 2 Comments | ]
Roland Emmerich To Make Low Budget Romantic Comedy

“Expect destruction on a smaller, more localized scale,” says director of Independence Day and 2012

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[5 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Robert Zemeckis To Make Mo-Cap Zombie Film

The director of The Polar Express and A Christmas Carol has finally settled on a use for his dead-eyed digital characters.

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[27 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]
James Cameron Vow: I Will Only Steal Unpublished Stories

Director of TERMINATOR and AVATAR vows to only steal unpublished stories from unpublished authors. “It’s easier and cheaper,” says Academy Award winner.