The crude Crayola drawing to be blockbuster trilogy.

Hollywood-backed lender will grant small loans in order for average moviegoers to still enjoy theatrical experience. Consumer advocacy groups suspicious.

President says that the announcements are “lame,” encourages Hollywood to find another gimmick.

The director promises more Latino lesbians and powerloaders in his newest science fiction opus!

Poll also shows that everyone else thinks the film looks like a Ferngully sequel, or a Jar Jar Binks adventure.

Doctors at the National Institute Of Health find that the series Twilight actually causes puberty to start in girls, issue warning for mothers to protect very young.

Powerful New York film lobby fighting to keep New York as the most cinematically-destroyed city as Los Angeles and Paris close in on their record.

“Expect destruction on a smaller, more localized scale,” says director of Independence Day and 2012

The director of The Polar Express and A Christmas Carol has finally settled on a use for his dead-eyed digital characters.

Director of TERMINATOR and AVATAR vows to only steal unpublished stories from unpublished authors. “It’s easier and cheaper,” says Academy Award winner.