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Hollywood To Adapt Child’s Drawing Into Film
The crude Crayola drawing to be blockbuster trilogy
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Finance Company To Provide Loans For Movie Tickets
Hollywood-backed lender will grant small loans in order for average moviegoers to still enjoy theatrical experience. Consumer advocacy groups suspicious
Read More »Obama Signs Ban On 3D Announcements
President says that the announcements are "lame," encourages Hollywood to find another gimmick
Read More »Cameron Announces New Film!
The director promises more Latino lesbians and powerloaders in his newest science fiction opus!
Read More »POLL: 4 Out Of 5 Sexless Nerds Are Excited for Avatar
Poll also shows that everyone else thinks the film looks like a Ferngully sequel, or a Jar Jar Binks adventure
Read More »Twilight Series Second Leading Cause Of Puberty Among Girls, Boys
Doctors at the National Institute Of Health find that the series Twilight actually causes puberty to start in girls, issue warning for mothers to protect very young
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POLL: 4 Out Of 5 Sexless Nerds Are Excited for <em>Avatar</em>
