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Kesha Quarantined!
"Singer" queefs unknown substance, officials take steps to halt possible outbreak
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Selena Gomez Using Justin Bieber To Become Citizen!
Fans outraged at Gomez for seducing Bieber in order to gain citizenship
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Katy Perry Sex Tape Leak Shows Kinky Sex Play
Funny photo of Perry actually part of kinky sex play in which singer imitates other celebrities
Read More »Taylor Swift Named “Best Beard” At 2010 GLBT Awards
Pop and country singer praised for her work with Taylor Lautner and Jake Gyllenhaal
Read More »Future News: Kanye West Still Talking About Taylor Swift in 2049
The 72 year old gay pop icon opens up yet again about interrupting Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards
Read More »EXCLUSIVE: Justin Bieber Likes The Black Dick
Teen idol turns out to be gay, in love with large black man
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Richard Heene Sets Son On Fire
