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[19 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]
Record Store Owners Resort To Cannibalism

Internet piracy and a decade of horrible music causes record store owners to eat each other for survival.

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[15 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]
Bob Dylan To Make Arbor Day Record To Benefit AIG

Bob Dylan makes special Arbor Day album to boost AIG profits. “It will help endangered stockholder divivdends enormously,” says folk hero.

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[15 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]
Lady Gaga Becomes Art Sculpture

The wild fashionista metamorphosizes into an actual sculpture, Madonna jealous.

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[6 Aug 2009 | No Comment | ]
<em>American Idol</em> Replaces Paula Abdul With Mop

Had considered other cleaning utensils before making their decision.

Headline, Music »

[3 Aug 2009 | 178 Comments | ]
Michael Jackson Tombstone Revealed!

Says brother Tito: “It’s just what my brother would have wanted.”