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New Beatles Collection Heading To Stores For Christmas!
New collection plays the entire Beatles catalogue backwards. Remastered sound allows for better audio on secret messages
Read More »Record Store Owners Resort To Cannibalism
Internet piracy and a decade of horrible music causes record store owners to eat each other for survival
Read More »Bob Dylan To Make Arbor Day Record To Benefit AIG
Bob Dylan makes special Arbor Day album to boost AIG profits. "It will help endangered stockholder divivdends enormously," says folk hero
Read More »Lady Gaga Becomes Art Sculpture
The wild fashionista metamorphosizes into an actual sculpture, Madonna jealous
Read More »American Idol Replaces Paula Abdul With Mop
Had considered other cleaning utensils before making their decision
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Michael Jackson Tombstone Revealed!
Says brother Tito: "It's just what my brother would have wanted."
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Mariah Carey's Breasts Almost Ready To Give Birth!
