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New Season Of JERSEY SHORE Promises More Lying Around On Furniture!
Groundbreaking television show will put the castmates in new surroundings, with different forms of furniture to sit and/or lie on
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Nancy Grace Vows To Never Shut The Hell Up About Tot Mom Casey Anthony
Screeching, pig-faced harpy promises to never stop pursuing the ratings that come with fighting for justice for little Caylee Anthony
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Child Killer Casey Anthony Upset About Being Found Not Guilty!
Infamous murderer of daughter Caylee Anthony says: "I made it pretty obvious. Like, DUH."
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Ashton Kutcher Role On TWO AND A HALF MEN Revealed!
Actor will tackle role he was "born to play" as the fabled "half man" in the popular sitcom
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Record Audience Awaits Royal Consummation Of Royal Wedding
Men will probably tune in with women to see Prince William bang his new bride, experts predict
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Pete Doherty Cleans Fingernails!
Andy Rooney Dies, Pretty Pissed Off About It
Skullebrity November 5, 2011 0"I'm really going to bitch at God about this one," says curmudgeon
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