Craig Ferguson Named Least Funniest Human Or Object!
A new study partially funded by Comedy Central discovered that Craig Ferguson, a Scottish late night talk show host, is the least funniest human or object on the planet. The study has a margin of error of 3%.
Critics were not surprised by the findings. Many have wondered for years how Ferguson managed to secure a late night spot on American television despite his thick, unintelligible accent and complete lack of comedic abilities. The new survey confirms that Ferguson has absolutely no idea what to do with a joke.
There were several other familiar names in the list of unfunny people, including Tim Allen (when not in jail), Jay Leno’s monologue, and any Eddie Murphy film after 1983. Beating all of these was a mossy rock found behind the shed of an elderly woman in Bartles, Wisconsin, which almost caused the woman to trip and therefore be funnier than any of the others.
Representatives for Ferguson decried the results, and vowed to increase Ferguson
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