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		<title>Snooki Pact With Satan Revealed!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The inexplicable rise of Snooki Polizzi on <em>Jersey Shore</em> due to deal with the Devil.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/snooki-pact-with-satan-revealed/</link>
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		<title>A Look At Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s Jail Cell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The former star will be punished thoroughly in this cell, which was recently upgraded to five stars in the Forbes travel guide.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/a-look-at-lindsay-lohans-jail-cell/</link>
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		<title>Hollywood To Adapt Child&#8217;s Drawing Into Film</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The crude Crayola drawing to be blockbuster trilogy.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/hollywood-to-adapt-childs-drawing-into-film/</link>
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		<title>Mel Gibson Subliminal Rant!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Explosive rant contains subliminal Christian message. Church leaders praise Gibson's initiative.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/mel-gibson-subliminal-rant/</link>
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		<title>Steinbrenner Dies!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Heart attack fells millionaire sociopath. Yankees said to be looking carefully at free agent market.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/steinbrenner-dies/</link>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan SCRAM Monitor Ordered To Wear SCRAM Monitor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The SCRAM anklet assigned to Lindsay Lohan's leg has suffered ill effects, judge acts out of concern for the device.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/lindsay-lohan-scram-monitor-ordered-to-wear-scram-monitor/</link>
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		<title>Slipknot Death Proves Death Metal Band Bad For Health</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Brigham Young researchers find death metal band members hate life, often die. Obama vows to fight this new threat to America.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/slipknot-death-proves-death-metal-band-bad-for-health/</link>
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		<title>Finance Company To Provide Loans For Movie Tickets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood-backed lender will grant small loans in order for average moviegoers to still enjoy theatrical experience. Consumer advocacy groups suspicious.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/finance-company-to-provide-loans-for-movie-tickets/</link>
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		<title>Obama Signs Ban On 3D Announcements</title>
		<description><![CDATA[President says that the announcements are "lame," encourages Hollywood to find another gimmick.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/obama-signs-ban-on-3d-announcements/</link>
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		<title>Justin Bieber Attacks Greyson Michael Chance!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fight occurred backstage at Ellen show over haircut, talent, Twitter trending. ]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/justin-bieber-attacks-greyson-michael-chance/</link>
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