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		<title>Craig Ferguson Named Least Funniest Human Or Object!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Close race includes Tim Allen (when not in jail), Jay Leno's monologue, and a mossy rock.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/craig-ferguson-named-least-funniest-human-or-object/</link>
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		<title>Casey Johnson Killed By Tila Tequila&#8217;s Poisonous Pussy!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Johnson and Johnson heiress died from licking Tila Tequila's vagina, not drugs, says coroner]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/casey-johnson-killed-by-tila-tequilas-poisonous-pussy/</link>
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		<title>Pete Doherty Cleans Fingernails!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The drug-addled star of some band from long ago finally decided to scrape the dirt out from under his fingernails!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/pete-doherty-cleans-fingernails/</link>
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		<title>Cameron Announces New Film!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The director promises more Latino lesbians and powerloaders in his newest science fiction opus!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/cameron-announces-new-film/</link>
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		<title>Poltergeist Curse Claims Zelda Rubinstein!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not old age, insist doctors. Fans wonder who is going to be the next victim!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/poltergeist-curse-claims-zelda-rubinstein/</link>
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		<title>Kevin Jonas Gets Married, Nobody Cares</title>
		<description><![CDATA["Who cares? He's the ugly one," say most Jonas Brothers fans.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/kevin-jonas-gets-married-nobody-cares/</link>
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		<title>God Sends First Horseman After Premiere Of Jersey Shore</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Supreme Being promises early Apocalypse unless offensive and pointless MTV show is pulled. ]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/god-sends-first-horseman-after-premiere-of-jersey-shore/</link>
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		<title>New Television Miniseries Exposes Jessica Fletcher As Serial Killer!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[New miniseries reveals Jessica Fletcher as the actual murderer of her solved mysteries, inflicts gruesome execution scene.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/new-television-miniseries-to-expose-jessica-fletcher-as-serial-killer/</link>
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		<title>Mick Jagger Named Most Inactive Living Human</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rolling Stones singer found to be most non-productive person on the planet, followed by shut-in and fly-swatting primitives.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/mick-jagger-named-most-inactive-living-human/</link>
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		<title>Tiger Woods Destroys Terrorist Reward Program!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pro golfer defiles heavenly virgins awaiting martyred terrorists, Gatorade pulls sponsorship due to Muslim pressure.]]></description>
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