LOS ANGELES – In what has been called the most horrific tween-pop event since Joe Jonas broke up with Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber brutally attacked and mauled YouTube star Greyson Chance backstage at the Ellen show.
The moment, captured by amateur video, shows an enraged Bieber repeatedly sucker-punching the younger Chance. Representatives for the Ellen show denied the existence of the incident at first, only to recant once police became involved. They distributed a picture of the incident to the police and the press this morning.
Eyewitnesses said that Bieber was furious about Greyson’s extraordinary talents, which he felt eclipsed his own meager gifts. They also said that, while punching Greyson in the face, Bieber kept screaming about being replaced as a Twitter Trending Topic by the pint-sized tunesmith. After several punches, Bieber tried to pull Greyson’s hair out, accusing Greyson of stealing his “trademarked good looks.”
Bieber fans around the world have been shocked by the sudden violence. Bieber fan Alison Vetter said, through tears, that she “can’t believe Justin would do something like, like, like, this.” A spokesperson for Bieber released a statement on Bieber’s Facebook page to explain his actions to his stunned fans. It said that, while Bieber does not condone violence, “sometimes it’s necessary when some punk-ass comes along and thinks he’s all that.”
While recuperating in the hospital, Greyson said that he didn’t want to get into a war of words with the 16 year old star. In a simple statement, Greyson said, “In the end, I can actually sing, play an instrument, and write my own songs. People will quickly know who has real talent and who is a wigger wannabe.”
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