LOS ANGELES – Most fans who have witnessed the budding courtship of 17 year old Justin Bieber and 18 year old Mexican Selena Gomez assumed that their time together was chaste and wholesome. Disney star Gomez and tween pop sensation Bieber have often discussed their religious faith, and their public appearances haven’t featured anything other than hand holding and discreet, respectful kisses.
But a paparazzi photograph threatens to shatter that wholesome illusion.
Bieber and Gomez were surprised by photographers as they engaged in illicit sexual conduct in a car in the Hollywood Hills after a romantic dinner celebrating Bieber’s 17th birthday Tuesday night. The couple pulled apart just as paparazzi descended on the car and snapped this picture:
Eyewitnesses say that Bieber was fingering Gomez’s vagina when the picture was taken. According to photographer Lyle Grallen, the substance on Bieber’s finger proves the picture is authentic. “The bean dip and cheese could only come from Selena’s vagina,” said Grallen, “because there wasn’t any kind of nacho appetizer in the vehicle.”
For Grallen and others, the picture really captures the exact moment of Bieber’s lost innocence. “You can see the look of disgust on his cherubic face as he realizes that he just pulled bean dip out of her vagina,” said Grallen, adding that “the mistake of fingering a Mexican will haunt his career and sex life forever.”
As for Gomez, she was clearly embarrassed by the moment. “Selena was shocked that her intricately-plotted scheme to ensnare Justin had been foiled by us,” said fellow photographer Gene McKibben, referring to a Celebrity Freakshow exclusive news report about Gomez’s attempts to marry Bieber and become a legal U.S. citizen. McKibben added that “she also seemed really embarrassed by the overpowering smell of burnt beans wafting out of her pussy.”
Reps for both stars denied the allegations, and would not comment on a Wednesday morning grocery shopping trip by Bieber to pick up some jalapeno peppers and Tostitos.
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