It looks as if the family of Ozzie Osbourne will be getting more freaks in upcoming years. Genetic testing has revealed that the pairing of Kelly Osbourne with fiance Luke Worrall will only produce freakish albino children.
Friends of the celebrity starlet say she is close to suicide over the news. Says one anonymous source: “Kelly loves Luke, but she realizes she cannot have children with him if they are going to be freaks.”
While both of the young lovers are extremely fair-skinned, neither suspected that their offspring would be so dangerously deformed. But blood work done at Cedars Sinai this month revealed the awful truth. According to close family members, doctors said that any children from the pairing would have “nearly transluscent skin that would endanger the child’s internal organs if exposed to sunlight.” The doctors also admitted that the high concentration of hair bleaching agents used by both of them would “likely lead to serious birth defects, although none more life-threatening than any that Jack Osbourne currently deals with.”
Friends say Kelly’s real concern comes from the fact that her father, famous rocker Ozzie Osbourne, would be inclined to feature any such children in his stage show. Added the friend: “And we all know what happened to that bat.”
Representatives for Ms. Osbourne and Mr. Worrall refused to comment for this story.
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