Mariah Carey’s Breasts Almost Ready To Give Birth!
Once known for hitting notes that only a dog travelling at super sonic speeds could hear, Mariah Carey will soon have another accolade to add to her list of achievements: the first woman to carry two children to term inside her breasts.
The expectant mother went out last night with some black dude who claims to be her husband. After dinner, Carey displayed the literal twins heaving and bobbing on her winded chest. “It’s not easy to breathe with these two babies on my chest,” said Carey, smiling weakly.
Carey underwent the controversial procedure to have fetuses implanted in her breasts. At the time, Carey claimed that she wanted larger breasts, but didn’t like cosmetic procedures to artificially create larger bosoms. “I prefer to enlarge them the natural way,” she said at the time. Rumor mills churned at the procedure, which many felt was undertaken due to her husband’s inability to be a man and impregnate her naturally.
But now, with the breasts nearly full term, Carey expressed relief that soon babies will spring forth from her burgeoning cleavage. “It’s been difficult carrying these twins around on my chest,” said the singer, adding, “I’m looking forward to be a double D again!”
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