New Season Of JERSEY SHORE Promises More Lying Around On Furniture!
Groundbreaking television show will put the castmates in new surroundings, with different forms of furniture »
Nancy Grace Vows To Never Shut The Hell Up About Tot Mom Casey Anthony
Screeching, pig-faced harpy promises to never stop pursuing the ratings that come with fighting for »
Ashton Kutcher Role On TWO AND A HALF MEN Revealed!
Actor will tackle role he was "born to play" as the fabled "half man" in »
Melissa Leo Tourette’s Shame!
Outburst at Oscars a regular problem for award-winning actress, promises to campaign for a cure »
Enrique Iglesias’ Mole Still Upset Over Breakup
The formerly-disfiguring growth asks, "What did I ever do to deserve this?" »
Celebrity »
Record Audience Awaits Royal Consummation Of Royal Wedding
Men will probably tune in with women to see Prince William bang his new bride, ...
Movies »
Melissa Leo Tourette’s Shame!
Outburst at Oscars a regular problem for award-winning actress, promises to campaign for a cure ...
MUSIC »
Shocking Exclusive Photos Of Lady Gaga’s Tuck!
Singer shows off her male genitalia in exclusive new promotional photos! ...
TELEVISION »
Andy Rooney Dies, Pretty Pissed Off About It
"I'm really going to bitch at God about this one," says curmudgeon ...
SPORTS »
Details Of Rejected Pujols Offer Revealed!
Cardinal first baseman rejects contract that included indentured servitude and human sacrifices ...
Justin Bieber Attempting To Become Heterosexual
