Paparazzi Snaps Pic Of Michael Bay’s Soul!
Armed with the new Delta 6, a high-powered camera designed by Minolta for paparazzi use only, a camerman with gossip site TMZ has become the first person to see directly into the soul of a celebrity.
Photographer Steven Childs took the camera to the set of Michael Bay’s newest film, TRANSFORMERS 3: THE ASS OF MEGAN FOX. Although he was hoping to snap a picture of Fox baring her soul, Childs accidently captured Bay clowing around on the set. And that’s when he took the picture of a lifetime.
The resulting picture clearly shows a fiery red demon leaving the body of the acclaimed director of THE ROCK and ARMAGEDDON. Childs, stunned by the photograph, claims that he was not trying to embarrass the director. “I’m a paparazzo,” Childs commented, “it’s my job to get in as close as I can to my subjects.”
A spokesman for Minolta stated that their new Delta 6 camera will not be made available to the general public, fearing an onslaught of hideous soul pictures being taken in bathrooms and posted on MySpace.
But for Childs, his remarkable photograph remains the talk of Hollywood. “I have been approached by some celebrities, asking how they can get Bay’s demon accessory. They refuse to believe it’s a real demon coming out of Michael Bay’s chest,” said Childs. He added, “Michael clearly has them fooled.”
Reactions on film websites was swift and predictably harsh, as Michael Bay has long been a topic of tremendous consternation among movie fans worldwide. Ain’t It Cool News founder Harry Knowles released a statement, saying that the demon pictured is ”cooler than a three year old Chinese boy getting an assful of bull cock while lapping up foamy cum from Phyllis Diller’s pussy hole.” Burbanked founder Alan Lopuszynski stated simply, “I knew it!”
A spokesperson for Michael Bay stated that the famed director had no immediate comment on the picture, adding that fans around the world should “just keep watching the movies, and everything will be alright.”
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