Pete Doherty Cleans Fingernails!
Rocker Pete Doherty, known these days by his catchy nickname “Drug Zombie,” finally went to a salon and had his fingernails cleaned. According to Doherty’s mother, this was the first time that has been done since he was nine years old.
Many people in and out of the music world have been completely disgusted by Doherty’s fingernails, which look as if they contain enough dirt in which to start a small vegetable garden. Doherty, once rumored to be an actual musician with a set of musical skills in an actual band, has spent all of the last several years doing drugs. And not cleaning his fingernails.
Stylists praised Doherty’s new look, which they all felt made the googly-eyed rocker “look almost human.” Doherty, when asked what he thought of the cleaner fingernails, said, “Mhhmmm, knhhlmmm jarrdnnonn.”
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