Reinforcing what many industry watchers already realized, a new poll released today shows conclusively that the vast majority of people watching the hit show Glee are gay.
The show, about a Glee Club in an Ohio high school, has fueled the most buzz among new series this season. The all-gay cast sing and dance their way through each episode’s interminable running time, much to the delight and admiration of fans around the world.
And those fans are, according to this new poll, mostly homosexual. While musicals have always been a staple favorite of homosexuals everywhere, their tastes – like their lifestyles – have been neatly tucked away out of sight. That is, until now. Glee seems to have galvanized the homosexual community in a way that hasn’t been seen since the Village People craze of the latter three months of 1978.
While not all of Glee’s fanbase are homosexual, the poll reveals that any heterosexual stragglers will soon be converting to the other team. One in five identified themselves as straight, but also mentioned that they are now curious after seeing lithe, fresh-faced young men singing and dancing like women.
Lesbians were not polled for this survey since they hate everything anyway.
"The Situation" Dumber Than Ground Beef!
