HOLLYWOOD – Horror fans today mourned the news that little Zelda Rubinstein, the creepy midget woman from the original Poltergeist film, has been taken off life support and will die within hours. Many fans plan to keep their television sets on in the hopes of hearing her disturbing voice emanating from it as she passes over to the other side.

While most fans thought that old age was the reason for Rubinstein’s declining health and death, it was revealed this morning that it was actually the Poltergeist curse that has taken her life. In a press release, doctors at Cedar Sinai hospital confirmed through rigourous blood testing that Rubinstein, 76, was dying of the dreaded curse, which has already claimed several lives associated with the 1982 horror film.

In 1988 the curse famously killed Heather O’Rourke, who played little Carol Anne in the film. Just after the release of the film, Dominique Dunne, who played the cunty older sister of Carol Anne, was murdered by her boyfriend in her driveway due to the influence of the curse. In later years, the curse also forced producer STeven Spielberg to direct Hook, almost caused Craig T. Nelson to choke on a chicken bone at a fancy restaurant, as well as completely destroying the career of JoBeth Williams. Only little Oliver Robins, who played Robbie, was spared by the curse, presumably due to the fact that he was ugly and a poor actor.

While fans await news of the latest victim of the Poltergeist curse, many wonder who will be the inevitable next victim. If you or anyone you love comes down with a severe cold, slight feeling of nausea, or any type of distress whatsoever, it’s being advised to go to the hospital in order to check for signs of the Poltergeist curse.

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