Upcoming autobiography lauded as “a masterpiece of words and pictures.”

Weight loss guru assures fans that he’s still gay, deep throats Wiffleball bat to prove it.

The openly homosexual singer plans to top controversial American Music Awards performance with act “so shocking it will make everyone hate me,” says Lambert.

Doctors at the National Institute Of Health find that the series Twilight actually causes puberty to start in girls, issue warning for mothers to protect very young.