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Prince Poppycock Caught In Heterosexual Scandal!
The flamboyant opera singer, thought to be openly gay, discovered in love nest with female
Read More »Justin Bieber To Receive Pulitzer
Upcoming autobiography lauded as "a masterpiece of words and pictures."
Read More »UPDATE: Richard Simmons Is Still Gay
Weight loss guru assures fans that he's still gay, deep throats Wiffleball bat to prove it
Read More »Adam Lambert To Rim Puppy At Upcoming Concert
The openly homosexual singer plans to top controversial American Music Awards performance with act "so shocking it will make everyone hate me," says Lambert
Read More »Twilight Series Second Leading Cause Of Puberty Among Girls, Boys
Doctors at the National Institute Of Health find that the series Twilight actually causes puberty to start in girls, issue warning for mothers to protect very young
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Robert Zemeckis To Make Mo-Cap Zombie Film



