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POLL: 4 Out Of 5 Demons Hate Khloe Kardashian
The Dark Lord has rejected their pleas to end her inexplicable reign of terror
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Jeffrey Wells would rather jump to his death than live with inferior people
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New high-powered paparazzi camera can see into the soul, captures demon leaving director Michael Bay's body
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<em>American Idol</em> Replaces Paula Abdul With Mop
