Scientists warn of possible spread of viral contagion until effective reverse transcriptase is found.

The “singer” was working on a new album by the glam band when his own body, upon hearing the tracks, chose suicide. Doctors baffled.

The drug-addled star of some band from long ago finally decided to scrape the dirt out from under his fingernails!

Bob Dylan makes special Arbor Day album to boost AIG profits. “It will help endangered stockholder divivdends enormously,” says folk hero.

The wild fashionista metamorphosizes into an actual sculpture, Madonna jealous.