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Pete Doherty Cleans Fingernails!
The drug-addled star of some band from long ago finally decided to scrape the dirt out from under his fingernails!
Read More »Bob Dylan To Make Arbor Day Record To Benefit AIG
Bob Dylan makes special Arbor Day album to boost AIG profits. "It will help endangered stockholder divivdends enormously," says folk hero
Read More »Lady Gaga Becomes Art Sculpture
The wild fashionista metamorphosizes into an actual sculpture, Madonna jealous
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Michael Jackson Is Hell's Biggest Pedophile
