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Zombie Osama bin Laden Rises From Indian Ocean!
Promises to continue global terrorist jihad; U.S. government officials baffled
Read More »Obama Signs Ban On 3D Announcements
President says that the announcements are "lame," encourages Hollywood to find another gimmick
Read More »New G.I. JOE Movie Creates International Crisis
The new action film provokes Communist enemies of the United States, who feel the American population is now dumb enough to conquer
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Mel Gibson Subliminal Rant!
