The moment, captured by amateur video, shows an enraged Bieber repeatedly sucker-punching the younger Chance. Representatives for the Ellen show denied the existence of the incident at first, only to recant once police became involved. They distributed a picture of the incident to the police and the press this morning.

Eyewitnesses said that Bieber was furious about Greyson’s extraordinary talents, which he felt eclipsed his own meager gifts. They also said that, while punching Greyson in the face, Bieber kept screaming about being replaced as a Twitter Trending Topic by the pint-sized tunesmith. After several punches, Bieber tried to pull Greyson’s hair out, accusing Greyson of stealing his “trademarked good looks.”

Bieber fans around the world have been shocked by the sudden violence. Bieber fan Alison Vetter said, through tears, that she “can’t believe Justin would do something like, like, like, this.” A spokesperson for Bieber released a statement on Bieber’s Facebook page to explain his actions to his stunned fans. It said that, while Bieber does not condone violence, “sometimes it’s necessary when some punk-ass comes along and thinks he’s all that.”

While recuperating in the hospital, Greyson said that he didn’t want to get into a war of words with the 16 year old star. In a simple statement, Greyson said, “In the end, I can actually sing, play an instrument, and write my own songs. People will quickly know who has real talent and who is a wigger wannabe.”

Photographer Steven Childs took the camera to the set of Michael Bay’s newest film, TRANSFORMERS 3: THE ASS OF MEGAN FOX. Although he was hoping to snap a picture of Fox baring her soul, Childs accidently captured Bay clowing around on the set. And that’s when he took the picture of a lifetime.

The resulting picture clearly shows a fiery red demon leaving the body of the acclaimed director of THE ROCK and ARMAGEDDON. Childs, stunned by the photograph, claims that he was not trying to embarrass the director. “I’m a paparazzo,” Childs commented, “it’s my job to get in as close as I can to my subjects.”

A spokesman for Minolta stated that their new Delta 6 camera will not be made available to the general public, fearing an onslaught of hideous soul pictures being taken in bathrooms and posted on MySpace.

But for Childs, his remarkable photograph remains the talk of Hollywood. “I have been approached by some celebrities, asking how they can get Bay’s demon accessory. They refuse to believe it’s a real demon coming out of Michael Bay’s chest,” said Childs. He added, “Michael clearly has them fooled.”

Reactions on film websites was swift and predictably harsh, as Michael Bay has long been a topic of tremendous consternation among movie fans worldwide. Ain’t It Cool News founder Harry Knowles released a statement, saying that the demon pictured is ”cooler than a three year old Chinese boy getting an assful of bull cock while lapping up foamy cum from Phyllis Diller’s pussy hole.” Burbanked founder Alan Lopuszynski stated simply, “I knew it!”

A spokesperson for Michael Bay stated that the famed director had no immediate comment on the picture, adding that fans around the world should “just keep watching the movies, and everything will be alright.”