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Donald Trump Reveals Economic Plan
Billionaire casino owner and Presidential nominee says bankruptcy will solve America's financial crisis, and paying back loans is for "suckers"
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Selena Gomez Using Justin Bieber To Become Citizen!
Fans outraged at Gomez for seducing Bieber in order to gain citizenship
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Kristen Stewart To Become Motivational Counselor!
The Twilight star plans to use her own joy to help depressed kids around the world
Read More »A Look At Lindsay Lohan’s Jail Cell
The former star will be punished thoroughly in this cell, which was recently upgraded to five stars in the Forbes travel guide
Read More »Casey Johnson Killed By Tila Tequila’s Poisonous Pussy!
Johnson and Johnson heiress died from licking Tila Tequila's vagina, not drugs, says coroner
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New Television Miniseries Exposes Jessica Fletcher As Serial Killer!
