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Prince Poppycock Caught In Heterosexual Scandal!
The flamboyant opera singer, thought to be openly gay, discovered in love nest with female
Read More »UPDATE: Richard Simmons Is Still Gay
Weight loss guru assures fans that he's still gay, deep throats Wiffleball bat to prove it
Read More »Tiger Woods Destroys Terrorist Reward Program!
Pro golfer defiles heavenly virgins awaiting martyred terrorists, Gatorade pulls sponsorship due to Muslim pressure
Read More »POLL: 4 Out Of 5 Sexless Nerds Are Excited for Avatar
Poll also shows that everyone else thinks the film looks like a Ferngully sequel, or a Jar Jar Binks adventure
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Brett Favre's Penis Considering Retirement
