Tiger Woods On Adultery: “I’m A Nigger”
For most fans of pro golfer Tiger Woods, the recent revelations of infidelity have become a cloudy moral issue. But for Woods himself, it is as obvious as black and white.
In a press conference today, Woods faced reporters about his marriage problems involving several affairs with young women. When asked what caused the star to risk so much for these affairs, Woods replied, “I can’t hep myself. I’m a nigger.” When asked to elaborate, Woods added: ”We nigs can’t stop fucking all da time, man. Married or we ain’t, we gots ta fuck.”
Condemnation of the remarks was swift and fierce. Reverend Al Sharpton posted a message on his website stating that he thinks Woods is a “whack-ass nigga who needs to get off dat white puss-ay.” Jesse Jackson simply said, “Dat’s whack, yo.”
Some sociologists were quick to point out that Woods’ remarks had some statistical merit. John Holstrom of the University of Tennessee said that “every quantitative study indicates that black men have fewer moral values than mating orangutans on Viagra,” and that ”there are spermatozoon that show more monogamous instincts in field tests than black males.” Recent studies show that black males have an average of 18.6 kids each, and that they can pay for approximately none of them. Other studies have revealed that black men have a large number of sexual partners, “somewhere between 1,500 and infinity” according to Holstrom.
According to Woods, he is simply living up to his culture’s expectations. “I’m fulfilling my destiny as a nigger,” said Woods, adding: “I’m rich, and I’ll do whateva da fuck I want. Yo.”





[...] this devastating result of sexual infidelity has little effect on Woods, who has already admitted that he cannot help himself when it comes to sex. When asked if he would regret having sex with celestial beings if it meant the destruction of [...]
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Tiger Woods is a very good golfer but his reputation as a cheating husband made him a bad character.’:.
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